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No Crap In It | Extreme Soothing Balm

Regular price $28.97
Regular price Sale price $28.97
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DESCRIPTION

Find powerful, targeted relief with No Crap In It Extreme Soothing Balm—a deep-penetrating balm formulated to soothe intense muscle tension, joint pain, and chronic discomfort. Crafted with potent botanical ingredients, this cooling-to-warming balm delivers fast-acting comfort right where you need it most.*

  • Deep-penetrating balm designed for intense relief from sore muscles, joint pain, and inflammation*
  • Cooling to warming sensation helps ease discomfort and soothe tired areas*
  • Supports relief for *chronic joint pain, back strain, tendon pain, and muscle soreness
  • Crafted with natural, non-GMO ingredients and no unnecessary fillers*
  • Ideal for use after workouts, long days on your feet, or recurring localized pain*
  • Made in the USA with care in Texas*
  • Key Ingredients:
  • Coconut Oil & Shea Butter: Moisturizing balm base that helps restore and nourish skin*
  • Frankincense: Traditionally used for relief from joint stiffness and inflammation*
  • Lemongrass: Natural analgesic that helps reduce muscle spasms and pain*
  • Cypress & Wintergreen: Anti-inflammatory botanicals that help ease tension and discomfort*
  • Peppermint: Cooling ingredient that helps numb pain and reduce inflammation*
  • Copaiba & Palo Santo: Soothing essential oils known for calming and anti-inflammatory properties*

How to Use:

  • Gently massage a small amount of balm into the skin using circular motions to help the ingredients absorb deeply*
  • The cooling effect begins quickly, followed by a warming sensation as it penetrates the area*
  • Use up to 3–4 times daily, or as needed for targeted relief*

Safety Note:

  • Not safe to use during pregnancy due to powerful essential oils*

These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration and are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

MODEL INFO

 
brittany

Brittany

@glamourfarms.brittany

  • height: 5'7"
  • bust: 36.5"
  • waist: 31"
  • hips: 36"
  • full length inseam: coming soon
emma

Emma

  • height: 5'8"
  • bust: 32"
  • waist: 27.5"
  • hips: 36.5"
  • full length inseam: 32"
julie

Julie

@glamourfarms.julie

  • height: 5'5"
  • bust: 36"
  • waist: 26.5"
  • hips: 33.5"
  • full length inseam: 30"
kait

Kait

@glamourfarms.kait

  • height: 5'4"
  • bust: 51"
  • waist: 49"
  • hips: 57"
  • full length inseam: coming soon
lexi

Lexi

  • height: 5'2"
  • bust: 31"
  • waist: 25"
  • hips: 36"
  • full length inseam: 27"
logan

Logan

@glamourfarms.loganu

  • height: 5'1"
  • bust: 32"
  • waist: 28"
  • hips: 34.5"
  • full length inseam: 29"
mckenzie

McKenzie

@glamourfarms.mckenzie

  • height: 5'3"
  • bust: 33"
  • waist: 27"
  • hips: 35.5"
  • full length inseam: 29"
molly

Molly

  • height: 5'9"
  • bust: 34"
  • waist: 29.5"
  • hips: 38"
  • full length inseam: 31"
sam

Sam

@glamourfarms.sam

  • height: 5'6"
  • bust: 48.5"
  • waist: 49"
  • hips: 55"
  • full length inseam: 29"
stacy

Stacy

  • height: 5'4"
  • bust: 35"
  • waist: 27.5"
  • hips: 34.5"
  • full length inseam: 30"
stephanie

Stephanie

@stephanieadeleharrison

  • height: 5'0"
  • bust: 32"
  • waist: 26.5"
  • hips: 34.5"
  • full length inseam: 27"
taylor

Taylor

@glamourfarms.taylor

  • height: 5'7"
  • bust: 33"
  • waist: 27"
  • hips: 37"
  • full length inseam: 31"

 

SHIPPING & RETURNS

Am I eligible for a return?

Item is unworn, item is unwashed, item is unaltered, item has no makeup stains, item has no deodorant stains, item has no animal hair, item has no smells of smoke, items are not final sale, items fall within the date ranges specified in the Return Policy. If you answered YES to all of these, you will be eligible for a return. Please refer to the Return Policy below.

Return Policy

Due to items selling out quickly, we do not offer exchanges. If Redo returns coverage is purchased at checkout then return shipping will be covered. Otherwise, customer is responsible for the cost of return shipping label that will be purchased in the return portal. Refunds will be in the form of a store credit that will be applied to your account for regular priced items (sale items are final--items ending in $0.97) that are postmarked by 14 business days of the delivery date. Once we receive your return, please allow 5-7 business days to process your return for store credit.

Defective Item

Please email customer service at contact@glamourfarms.com within 2 business days of package arriving. Include the invoice number, sku/name of item and picture(s) of the defect on the item. 

Final Sale Merchandise

All sales on SALE/CLEARANCE items are final (end in $0.97). All sales are final on all shapewear (shapers, leggings, shorts), jewelry, undergarments, hair accessories, hats, beanies, socks and eye wear. This is for hygienic purposes.

Local Returns + Drop offs

We offer local returns at our Louisville location. Simply go through our return portal. Please write your name AND order number legibly on the outside of the package and place it in the drop box. Easy peasy! This is available 24/7 for your convenience. Woohoo!

Click here to start a return.

Additional Ordering Tips

Discount Codes

Discount codes must be applied at the point of purchase and can only be used while valid (no extensions). They cannot be added/applied after an order has been placed.

Altering or Canceling An Order 

Once an order is placed by the customer, it cannot be altered or canceled. Please follow the return policy for items that need returned (including an entire order).

Shipping

$7.99 flat rate standard shipping fee (United States). Allow 2-4 business days for processing. We also offer Priority, Expedited and Express shipping. Fees will reflect at checkout. Glamour Farms Boutique is not responsible for items lost, stolen or damaged while in transit. Please contact your local USPS.

Local Pickup

Pickup hours are Monday-Thursday 8:00am to 5:00pm. Friday 8:00am to 2:00pm CST. Please pull up to the designated area, call 618-665-3281 and a GF team member will be ready to assist you. Orders will be held in our pick up facility for 14 business days before being donated.

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